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Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Ring

604. Ray's Ring

Aired October 15, 2001

After Ray loses his wedding ring in a motel room, he attracts the interest of a woman at the airport.

Quote from Robert

Robert: She liked you.
Ray: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Robert: Unbelievable. A couple of hours without the ring, you're already getting offers. It really, truly never ends for you, does it?

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Quote from Robert

Robert: Thanks for bringing me on your road trip, Raymond. Sure glad I brought these binoculars. I can see every drop of rain hitting the Piggly-Wiggly. Well once again, God, thanks for everything.
Ray: Aah, that'll clear up.
Robert: And when will that be, Raymond? All that's left is for the animals to line up two by two.

Quote from Frank

Frank: Hey! I'm watching Sportscenter over here.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: Marie's doing her French lesson crap! I'd stop her, but maybe someday she'll learn enough to move there.
Debra: Not now, Frank, okay?
Frank: Oh, sorry. You two goin' a couple of rounds?
Ray: Dad, please, just-
Frank: Don't be too hard on him, Deb. Robert told me he did the right thing. He shot her down real quick. Boy, women out there must be getting desperate if they start goin' after big nose.

Quote from Ray

Ray: I went to the bathroom and Robert, without even asking me, he takes my ring, he spins it right into the vent!
Debra: The vent?!
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Did you try to get it out?
Ray: Of course, yeah! We used Milky Ways, everything. But the maintenance guy at the hotel he said he was gonna look, and I'm sure he'll come through. He looked like a very dependable guy.
Debra: I don't understand. How did Robert get your wedding ring in the first place?
Ray: I told you. I went to the bathroom.
Debra: And you take your wedding ring off when you go to the bathroom?
Ray: In a hotel bathroom, huh? In a strange city? This is our wedding ring! You bet your ass I do!

Quote from Frank

Frank: How come they get their rings to come off so easy? You did this to me with your cooking. You fattened me up so I couldn't get out.

Quote from Debra

Debra: I can never tell. How do you know if a mango is ripe or not?
Jimmy: I don't know. Squeeze 'em or something.
Debra: So, gosh. Is this one ripe?
Jimmy: To tell you the truth, I really don't eat fruit.
Debra: You know, you guys have a great selection of lettuce. I've always thought that.
Jimmy: Yup, a lot of lettuce.
Debra: So what are you, uh... I mean, have you always been a produce man, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I'm just doing this till they allow me back at the deli counter.
Debra: Ah! I love how it smells around here.
Jimmy: You know what, I gotta go spritz the parsley, all right?
Debra: Oh, great.
Jimmy: It's at the loading dock.
Debra: Oh, the loading dock?
Jimmy: You can't come back here.
Debra: I'm really interested-
Jimmy: Lady! Please, leave me alone!
Debra: Nice talkin' to you, Jimmy.

Quote from Robert

Ray: Cheer up, will ya? Get something from the minibar.
Robert: Oh, minibar ooh, whoopee. How much is a soda?
Ray: Who cares? The paper's paying for it.
[Robert raids the minibar]
Robert: I feel a little better.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Oh, man! Almost!
Robert: Will you stop spinning your ring already?
Ray: This table's got some kind of super-slick surface. This could be the day I break the record.
Robert: Yippee!
Ray: Quiet!
Robert: Can't we at least go bowling or something?
Ray: No, no, I'm having a good time here.
Robert: You're twirling jewelry.
Ray: You don't realize what you got here, okay? You don't have a wife and kids always around. You're alone.
Robert: Thank you.

Quote from Ray

Robert: Look, why don't you watch the stuff, and I'll go get some pizza. You want a slice?
Ray: Yeah. What are they, a buck? Why don't you buy me 500 and we'll be even.
Robert: Ray, I'm sure the maintenance guy is gonna find your ring, all right?
Ray: Yeah, did you see that guy? He finds my ring, two seconds later, he's gonna trade it in for a bottle of whiskey and a harmonica.

Quote from Ray

Ray: Aw, come on. It's just you know, it's this haircut. It makes me look Latin.

Quote from Ray

Debra: What are you doing?
Ray: Hmm? Nothing.
Debra: What's with your hand?
Ray: No. I just made a little puppet. "Pass the orange juice, toots!" Hey, come on, that's not nice. "Why? I'm thirsty. I'm just thirsty." All right, listen I want you to prepare yourself 'cause you're about to get very mad at Robert.
Debra: What is it? Where's your wedding ring?
Debra: Robert.
Ray: Robert's wearing your wedding ring?
Ray: No, no, what happened was, I had it on the table in the hotel room-
Debra: Were you spinning it again?
Ray: No! No! Robert was spinning it.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Oh, it was nothing, huh? I am stuck here alone with the kids for three days while you're out there without your wedding ring at airports talking to girls!
Ray: For your information, that woman asked me to have a drink, and the first thing I said was, "Sorry, I'm married! Maybe if I wasn't married, but I can't. I am married!"
Debra: You said, "If I wasn't married"?
Ray: Of course. I didn't want to be a jerk.
Debra: Good job.
Ray: Come back. I said whatever I could to get rid of her. She was all over me! And just so you know, I kept my hand in my pocket the whole flight home so people would stop hitting on me.

Quote from Marie

Marie: Your father told me you met someone at the airport?
Ray: I didn't meet someone.
Marie: What was she like?
Ray: Ma, I'm not looking to replace Debra.
Marie: When did I say that? Did I say that? It's just that- It's nice to know that other women still find my boy as attractive as I do, that's all.
Ray: All right, okay. All right, Ma.
Marie: Maybe now Debra will start to appreciate what she has. Maybe wear a little mascara now and then.

Quote from Frank

Frank: Hey, I don't know what kind of tree you planted out there, but it's growin' skivvies!
Ray: Thanks to you, Debra threw my suitcase out the window this morning.
Frank: Hey, listen, I was thinkin' of taking a little field trip to LaGuardia to watch some flights. You in? [chuckles]
Marie: Raymond's not interested in those things, Frank. But, by all means, you go. I'll get you a limo.

Quote from Debra

Debra: Did you tell your mom all about your big score?
Ray: All right, I'm sorry, honey.
Debra: What are you sorry about, Ray?
Ray: I'm sorry about the airport lady. I'm sorry that you got jealous.
Debra: I'm not jealous about your airport lady, Ray. What bothers me is your attitude! Your attitude about me, about your ring, and about your marriage.
Ray: What do you mean, my marriage? There's nothing wrong with my marriage. Maybe your marriage.
Frank: Maybe my marriage.
Debra: You want to know what's bothering me, Ray? How many times have I told you not to spin your ring? That's your wedding ring, Ray! It's not a toy!
Ray: It does spin.
Debra: Okay, great. [Debra removes her ring]
Marie: Oh, my God!
Debra: Spin these.
Ray: Come on, what're you doing? Where you going?
Debra: I'm going to the grocery store. I'll wear my ring when you wear yours.

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