Ray Quote #1220

Quote from Ray in Ray's Ring

Ray: I went to the bathroom and Robert, without even asking me, he takes my ring, he spins it right into the vent!
Debra: The vent?!
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: Did you try to get it out?
Ray: Of course, yeah! We used Milky Ways, everything. But the maintenance guy at the hotel he said he was gonna look, and I'm sure he'll come through. He looked like a very dependable guy.
Debra: I don't understand. How did Robert get your wedding ring in the first place?
Ray: I told you. I went to the bathroom.
Debra: And you take your wedding ring off when you go to the bathroom?
Ray: In a hotel bathroom, huh? In a strange city? This is our wedding ring! You bet your ass I do!

Rate

 ‘Ray's Ring’ Quotes

Quote from Robert

Robert: She liked you.
Ray: Yeah, how 'bout that?
Robert: Unbelievable. A couple of hours without the ring, you're already getting offers. It really, truly never ends for you, does it?

Quote from Robert

Robert: Thanks for bringing me on your road trip, Raymond. Sure glad I brought these binoculars. I can see every drop of rain hitting the Piggly-Wiggly. Well once again, God, thanks for everything.
Ray: Aah, that'll clear up.
Robert: And when will that be, Raymond? All that's left is for the animals to line up two by two.

Quote from Frank

Frank: Hey! I'm watching Sportscenter over here.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: Marie's doing her French lesson crap! I'd stop her, but maybe someday she'll learn enough to move there.
Debra: Not now, Frank, okay?
Frank: Oh, sorry. You two goin' a couple of rounds?
Ray: Dad, please, just-
Frank: Don't be too hard on him, Deb. Robert told me he did the right thing. He shot her down real quick. Boy, women out there must be getting desperate if they start goin' after big nose.