Frank Quote #563
Quote from Frank in Season's Greetings
Frank: I've wasted the last 10 years of my life.
Marie: Not now, Frank!
Frank: I didn't do any of the stuff on here! Now what the hell am I? Just a list of cable channels and a big, stinking pile of bacon waiting to die!
Robert: Big deal! At least you weren't competing with someone your entire life. You were your own man!
Frank: "Were your own man"? Past tense? You can't wait, can you?
Ray: Hey, don't worry, Dad. You're still alive, Just like I'm "still" a writer.
Marie: I don't want to hear this kind of talk! We should all be counting our blessings!
Frank: What blessings? Why did you write a Christmas letter? Look what you did!
Debra: Hey, it's not too late to do all the things on that list.
Frank: "See Frank Sinatra in concert"?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Season's Greetings’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Ray: Hey, at least I don't spend my whole life competing with my little brother!
Robert: Oh, yeah? Let me tell you something. I don't have to compete with you.
Ray: Oh, you don't compete? That's all you do! Look at this! You saved this for 10 years! 10 years!
Robert: Oh my God. I saved that letter for 10 years.
Debra: Oh, Robert, that's not so bad.
Robert: In a Ziploc bag! Everything I do... my job, my marriage, trying to get Mom and Dad's attention...
Frank: Leave me out of this.
Robert: Anytime something good happens to me, the first thought I get is, "Hey, what about that, Raymond?" And if it's something bad, I actually say a prayer that Ray... doesn't do so good that day.
Debra: You say a prayer?
Robert: "Come on, God. Get him!"
Quote from Frank
Frank: I remember this letter. I had all the stuff I was going to do when I retire on this.
Marie: Was "being nicer to your wife" on there?
Frank: Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap. "Fix up a '57 Chevy and drive it across the country." Why would I want to do that? That's where California is. You all know how I feel about California...
All: Yes.
Frank: A state full of nut jobs, hippies, and artsy-fartsies. Drive across country? I'd rather drive off a cliff!
Marie: I'll warm up the car.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Sorry. I'm sorry. It's just that your mother is sending out this stupid family Christmas letter, and I look terrible in it. She makes it sound as if she has to raise my kids and clean my house while I sit around and drool into a cup.
Ray: Just let her have her delusions. What else does she have... chasing Dad around the house with a can of Lysol?