Quote from Ray in Season's Greetings
Debra: Sorry. I'm sorry. It's just that your mother is sending out this stupid family Christmas letter, and I look terrible in it. She makes it sound as if she has to raise my kids and clean my house while I sit around and drool into a cup. Ray: Just let her have her delusions. What else does she have... chasing Dad around the house with a can of Lysol?