Quote from Frank in Season's Greetings
Frank: I remember this letter. I had all the stuff I was going to do when I retire on this. Marie: Was "being nicer to your wife" on there? Frank: Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap. "Fix up a '57 Chevy and drive it across the country." Why would I want to do that? That's where California is. You all know how I feel about California... All: Yes. Frank: A state full of nut jobs, hippies, and artsy-fartsies. Drive across country? I'd rather drive off a cliff! Marie: I'll warm up the car.