Robert Quote #412
Quote from Robert in Say Uncle
Robert: I just have one question. Who do we have a photo of at his children's Christmas pageant wearing headphones, huh? I think that's the same person who tried to get the postman to babysit one day. [Robert & Debra laugh]
Ray: What are you are you on his side now?
Debra: Yes.
Ray: What did he do he started it.
Debra: No, he just wanted to take the kids to the zoo.
Ray: Well, maybe he should get his own life.
Debra: No, don't listen to him, Robert. Ray, apologize.
Robert: It's quite all right, Debra. As it happens, I do have my own life. A very full one. So for the sake of the children, I'll just slip out the front door and go enjoy it. I will also borrow your TV Guide.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Ray
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]