Ray Quote #1155
Robert: It all comes from fear.
Ray: What? Fear of what?
Robert: Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
Ray: Ooh, right, yeah you're you're opening up whole new worlds to them. The world of feet that smell so bad, your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
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Quote from Frank
Debra: Look, I just think there's just a little too much criticizing of our parenting going on here today.
Ray: What happened to, "I agree with you, Marie"?
Frank: So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what? I'm starving.
Marie: The batter is right there, Frank. You can't pour batter onto a griddle?
Frank: You better hope I can't, otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
Ray: Yeah, uh... Dad, those are goat pellets.
Frank: Now when you say, "goat pellets"...
Debra: It's food for goats, Frank.
Frank: Okay then. [continues eating]
Quote from Ray
Ray: Okay, I'm just gonna go hit a bucket of balls. See you later.
Debra: Hey, hey, before you kick up your heels and skip to the car, let's at least pour the kids some juice, okay?
Ray: All right. Oh, we're out of orange juice.
Debra: Why is that in there?
Ray: I put it back in to remind you that we're out of orange juice.