Pat Quote #9
Quote from Pat in Peter on the Couch
Peter: Uh, Mama, what are you working on here?
Pat: Oh, just tidying up a bit.
Peter: Yeah, Mama, but these are all my Foghat albums. What are you doing touching these?
Hank: Pat, you won't believe the filth he's got down there. Have you ever heard of something called "Mad Magazine"? [looks up] Oh, Peter.
Peter: My stuff! What are you doing touching my stuff?!
Hank: Well, you see, Peter, we're sort of reconsidering the layout of the basement.
Peter: What do you mean?
Pat: How it would lay out if you were... gone.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Peter on the Couch’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Peter: Man, I just didn't see this one coming. I mean, every night my mother would leave a plate of cookies and a cup of hot cocoa outside my door. Does that say "Get the hell out" to you?
Robert: Yeah, they send you all these mixed signals. My mom was the same way. With the food, all the meats and the sauces. You're all doped up like a bear in the zoo. You don't want to be there, but you lose the will to escape.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Those two think their troubles are over. Believe me, you don't want a relative like that living so close to you. You can never get rid of 'em.
Quote from Peter
Peter: You know something? Enjoy your movie. I'm going back to Mom and Dad's.
Robert: Finally.
Amy: Peter, wait.
Peter: No. I'm walking to the bus station.
Amy: You're never gonna be able to get a bus home tonight.
Peter: Then I'll sleep there overnight. Nobody judges you on the floor of the bus station.
Amy: You can't sleep down there! Robert, please, do something!
Robert: All right! I'll drive him back to Pennsylvania.
Peter: Oh yeah, that's what I need: you, me, and no witnesses.