Kids: Trick or treat!
Frank: [growls]
Girl: He scared me!
Frank: It's okay.
Woman: What is wrong with you, scaring children like that?
Frank: I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Look, look. I'm not scary! See?
Girl: He scared me!
Frank: Okay, you like candy? I got lots of candy. Here, here. Here we go. Here you go. There you go. There you go.
Boy: I want some!
Frank: You get some candy, too. There you go. There you go. Okay, don't toilet paper the house, okay? My son's a cop! Ah!

Kids: Trick or treat!
Frank: Sorry, Frankenstein's House of Tooth Decay is closed.
Kids: Aww.
Frank: Well, what can I say? All right, all right. [splits up the candy bar he was eating] Here, here. There you go.
Boy: Frankenstein sucks.
Kids: [chant] Frankenstein sucks! Frankenstein sucks! Frankenstein sucks!
Frank: Frankenstein no suck.

Debra: That's very clever.
Ray: Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, we have clearance from the tower. Please, enjoy your flight!

Debra: [on the phone] And again, we are very sorry, Jean. No, no, no. It was not- No, it was not a political statement. Well, it's just- It was just my father-in-law. Yeah, and I'm sorry. Believe me, I'm sorry.

Debra: No, now people are gonna think- Oh God.
Ray: What?
Debra: That we're having wild sex.
Ray: Well, as long as they're gonna think it.
Debra: How can you still want to?
Ray: Hey, hey. Come on. Whoa, whoa. Let's- Let's remember why we did all this, huh? Look, I know it's easy to get distracted by all these little distractions here, but we gotta keep our eye on the prize, there. I have a dream!

Ray: Oh, no.
Debra: What's the matter?
Ray: Chocolate?!
Debra: [eats the chocolate coin] Trick or treat.