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Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out

307. Moving Out

Aired November 2, 1998

Ray encourages Robert to finally move out of his parents' house.

Quote from Frank

Marie: Okay, let's go, Frank! Kitchen isn't open all day.
Frank: Unlike your mouth.

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Quote from Ray

Ray: How many times have I told you to move out? You always got some lame excuse. "I'm worried about money."
Robert: Money is a good excuse.
Ray: "I'm only 33." "They let me put a lock on the door." "I'm only 37." Yeah, you know what? You don't need any more excuses. I'm not gonna tell you to move again.
Robert: Good.
Ray: That's right.
Robert: Great.
Ray: That's right. Stay miserable for the rest of your life and wonder if you should've moved out, but now it's too late 'cause you're old and bald and living with Mom and Dad. [Marie enters] And you're gonna find out that the designated hitter is bad for baseball. Nine guys hit, nine guys field, that's the game. It's the way it was meant to be played. [Marie leaves] What, are you gonna move to Florida with Mom and Dad and stay at a retirement village? I'm not flying to see 1,500 miles you wearing socks with sandals.
Robert: Why are you bothering me, Ray?
Ray: Because you're always complaining about living with them, but hey, look who's still here.
Robert: All right, enough. Would you mind your own business?
Ray: I just hate seeing you like this, 'cause-- whatever, I like you.

Quote from Frank

Marie: I'm not gonna forget this, Raymond.
Ray: Mom.
Frank: Me neither.
Ray: You? You're always yelling at him that he should move out, making him feel like a loser.
Frank: I don't really want him to go. If he goes it's just me and her.
Robert: [sings] I'm about to lose control and I... [talks] Hey there, Pop.
Frank: Don't go! I love you.

Quote from Ray

Ray: On the bright side, now you can buy a ceiling fan.

Quote from Robert

Ray: Look, Robert, this place is no different than home.
Robert: What are you talking about? It's totally different. I'm above a garage, I have a bathroom here, I'm allowed to bring snacks. Fiddle Faddle?
Ray: Those people, the Stipes, you put more make up on one and 30 lbs. on the other, that's Mom and Dad.
Robert: Come on, Raymond, they're nothing like Mom and Dad. They're Jewish.
Ray: What does Amy think of this place?
Robert: Well, Mrs. S. doesn't like me having visitors of the female persuasion. She kind of looks out for me a little too much. You know, and Mr. S., he doesn't like a lot of talking, except when they're fighting. And then they go on and on and on and... Oh, my God! Maybe this isn't the radical change I had planned.
Ray: No, there's a change. You get to pay rent now.
Robert: Stupid idiot moron!

Quote from Marie

Ray: Hey, Robert, you left your jacket at my house last night.
Marie: Here, gimmie.
Ray: What?
Marie: Gimmie.
Robert: I told you, Ma, I don't smoke.
Marie: A good mother checks.

Quote from Frank

Frank: Hey, what was with all that racket last night?
Robert: What racket?
Frank: Like around 9:00, I heard your girlfriend talking.
Robert: Amy talking is racket?
Frank: She's not talking to me, so, yeah, racket.
Robert: So I'm not allowed to talk to people any more?

Quote from Frank

Marie: Robby's very happy here. You stay with your mother, honey, you'll be fine.
Frank: He's not going anywhere.
Robert: Oh, yes I am.
Marie: Don't be silly. Let's remember what happened the last time you pulled a stunt like this.
Robert: I got married, Ma. Okay? I moved out 'cause I got married.
Marie: That's right, you got married. And? What happened with that? You lost all your money to that awful woman with the three different eyeshadows.
Frank: I will say that Joanie had a nice caboose.
Robert: Joanne, Dad. Her name was Joanne, all right?
Frank: Either way, that train's not pulling back into station.

Quote from Debra

Ray: Hey, Deb, guess what. Look who forgave me.
Debra: Oh, good. 'Cause there was such a hole in our lives.
Marie: The only good thing about Robby leaving me is I get to spend more time with all of you. [Debra glares at Ray] That's the dryer. Debra, I noticed some new underwear in there for you. A little more revealing than usual.
Debra: [to Ray] Get Robert back. Otherwise it's just us and her. Are you starting to get a bad feeling here?
Ray: I'm just starting to get feeling back.

Quote from Robert

Robert: Hey, Raymond. What are you doing here?
Ray: I just came by and wanted to see the place.
Robert: Well, I guess you should be the first to see it since you're the reason I'm here. I'll tell you what, I'll show you around right after I eat what smells like the best dinner ever.
Rita Stipe: Sit, sit, sit. It's all your favorite meats.
Robert: Ah!
Ray: So, Rob, how's it going?
Robert: Good. It's kind of weird being on my own, though.
Ray: On your own, yeah. So, uh, does this place remind you of anywhere?

Quote from Robert

Rita Stipe: Isn't it great to have a brother who's a police officer, Raymond? I know I feel much safer knowing he's around.
Robert: It's nice to be appreciated. Or noticed.
Harry Stipe: Raymond? Barone? Not Newsday's Ray Barone?
Ray: Yeah, that's me.
Harry Stipe: Holy crud. We got a celebrity in our midst. Harry Stipe.
Ray: Yeah, hi.
Rita Stipe: How exciting. A writer.
Harry Stipe: I love everything you write. [to Robert] How come you didn't tell me who your brother was?
Robert: Must have slipped my mind.
Rita Stipe: So, what's it like to write for "Newsday"?
Ray: It's okay, I guess.
Rita Stipe: Oh, a big-time writer. And he's humble. Robert, leave some for Raymond!

Quote from Robert

Robert: Well, here we are.
Ray: Hey, look at this.
Robert: Yeah, I've got a little more work to do on the place, but hey, at least I made the move, right? Yeah. Shamsky loves it. Just look at him.
Ray: Yeah, he's never looked happier.
Rita Stipe: [o.s.] Boys, I'm going to the store for ice cream. Do you want some?
Robert: Aw! Thank you, Mrs. S. She's one of a kind, huh?
Ray: Yeah, no one else like her.

Quote from Robert

Ray: Let's get you home.
Robert: Oh no, I'm not going home.
Ray: What do you mean?
Robert: I'm finding a real place. On my own, no adult supervision.
Ray: What about Mom? I mean, she's all sad and over at my house a lot.
Robert: All those years I stayed there, I convinced myself that I wasn't wasting my life because it was part of a plan. Stay at home, save some money, meet a girl, then move out and, you know, have a life. Get married, buy a house, have some kids, become... You know, have it all.
Ray: Yeah.
Robert: If I go back now, I have to admit that my plan was nothing.

Quote from Debra

Marie: Did you see Robby's place?
Ray: Yeah, he's moving out of there.
Debra: I knew you could do it.
Marie: Oh, Robby's coming home. I've got to go and clean his room.
Ray: No, Mom. He's moving somewhere else.
Marie: What did you do?
Debra: Yeah, what did you do?
Harry Stipe: Who are you to come into our house and take away that Robert? Let me tell you something, Mr.
Big-Shot-Writer. I needed Robert there. Without him, it's just me and her.
Debra: Is that room still available?

Quote from Robert

Amy: I love babysitting. They're so sweet when they're sleeping. Doesn't it make you... think about things?
Robert: You know what I like best about being over here? It's not over there, you know? It's nice to get away, be alone with my girl.
Amy: You know, we can hang out at my apartment more.
Robert: Yeah, but your roommate getting all nervous around me and all, you know?
Amy: Oh, Robert. I don't think she would-
Robert: I know hives, okay? Those were hives.
Amy: Okay, okay. You know, I don't get hives around you.
Robert: Well, I know you don't, but that doesn't mean that people... [Amy clears her throat] Ah! [kisses Amy] Yeah, yeah.

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