Debra: Well, there is another option, you know?
Ray: Well, what?
Debra: We discussed it. A little snip, snip.
Ray: Hey. Hey! Ow! No! Watch with that kind of talk, huh? He can hear you. Don't listen to the crazy lady, okay? Don't- No snip, snip. No snip, snip.
Debra: Why don't you tell your partner, that it might be in his best interest to take over this little responsibility? He might get out more often.
Ray: What are you saying there?
Debra: I'm just saying that if I wasn't in charge of absolutely everything, I might, theoretically, be more inclined to-- more often.
Ray: Hmm. But now if we were to do something this drastic, we might need something in writing.
Debra: Well I can't give you any guarantees, but...
Ray: My- My client is going to need some assurances here.
Debra: I'm sure we can reach a satisfying arrangement. Why don't you two discuss it?
Ray: Yeah, I'll bring it up at the next meeting.

Robert: Is Debra okay with this?
Ray: Okay? She came at me with a pair of scissors.

Robert: Ray, let me just say one word, okay? Paplowski.
Ray: What?
Robert: Paplowski. Guy on my squad. We went through the academy together. Had a great future. And then he got fixed. He was never the same.
Ray: What do you mean?
Robert: Well, let's just say, after the procedure, he had trouble saluting the captain.
Ray: Saluting the captain?
Robert: Yeah. He could protect, but he could not serve.
Ray: Really?
Robert: Yeah. Completely messed up his head, you know? Never got over the fact that he was firing blanks. Last time I saw the guy he was working security at the mall. The poor bastard.
Ray: I don't wanna work at the mall.
Robert: Just thought I'd give you something to think about.
Ray: [to "himself"] We're gonna have to have another meeting.

Debra: Oh, you're back. Oh, Ray. I feel terrible. I wish you would've let me go to the doctor with you. Are you okay, hmm?
Ray: [high-pitched] I'm fine.
Debra: Oh, Ray.
Ray: Gonna be sore for a little while.

Ray: I didn't do it.
Debra: Why not, what happened?
Ray: Well, there are some risks.
Debra: There are?
Ray: Yeah, I was talking to the guys at Nemo's...
Debra: Oh, the guys at Nemo's. Brilliant medical minds. How did you get an appointment?

Ray: I got the things.
Debra: You did!
Ray: Uh-huh.
Debra: These are things? Whoo! What's with all the fancy colors?
Ray: Well, it's Halloween. He wants to dress up too.
Debra: Wow! I can't believe that you bought these.
Ray: I told the lady-- I said, "Hey give me the rainbow pack, lady. And whatever you're thinking, that's right! Yeah! And I'm going to be a regular here, so just keep the tab open."
Debra: You didn't say that.
Ray: I did. I said that and then I punched out a stock-boy and kicked over the Sucrets rack.

Ally: Mommy, I'm ready for my wings.
Debra: Hey! Ally, my little angel girl. Okay, come on. Let's go put your wings on, okay?
Ray: See? Every time you buy the things, another angel gets her wings.

Ray: Come on. Everybody say cavities.
Kids: Cavities!

Debra: Yeah, thanks for holding down the fort, Frank.
Frank: Hey, you still got the naked channel?
Ray: Yeah, but it's all scrambled.
Frank: I don't mind.

Marie: Where's your costume?
Ray: This is it. I'm going as the guy who can't wait for 9:30.