Adult Chris Quote #331
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Maitre'D : Good evening, sir. May I help you?
Julius: Yes. We have a reservation for six. Um, it was made by the newspaper. I'm the Employee of the Month.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "Oh, great, poor people."
Maitre'D : Employee of the Month, party of six. I don't have anything available right now, but if you have a seat, I'll be right with you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Never trust a Black man who speaks French.
Mr. Banks: Hi. Banks party for six, 8:00 p.m.?
Maitre'D : Bonsoir, Mr. Banks. Right this way.
Mr. Banks: Ah, good. Come on, gang.
Maitre'D : Oui, oui.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oui, oui really means "White, White".
Maitre'D : Bon appetit!
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Quote from Tonya
Drew: Wow. I've never had coq au vin before.
Mrs. Banks: You two have such great manners.
Mr. Banks: Your mother must be very proud.
Tonya: Well, she said if we didn't act right, she'd slap the caviar out of us.
Mrs. Banks: Oh. Bearnaise, anyone?
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about Jerome.
[fantasy:]
Jerome: Uh... Excuse me, garcon. Can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: [chuckling] I don't know what happened to it.
Quote from Vanessa
Rochelle: Ah, dinner for six, that sounds nice.
Tonya: But there's only five of us.
Drew: Yeah. Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute now. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring anybody.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about bringing Vanessa.
[fantasy:]
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?