Chris Quote #229
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snow Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] With too much snow to stay outside, I went back inside to find crouching tiger, hidden principal.
Chris: Principal Edwards?
Principal Edwards: I thought you left.
Chris: Yeah, but I came back.
Principal Edwards: Yah! Captain Obvious strikes again. Hoo-ah!
Chris: I'm sorry.
Principal Edwards: Are you really? You did what you wanted to do. [grunting] Just didn't work out the way you planned.
Chris: It's not like I didn't want to take my classes. I haven't missed a day of school all year. I work hard. It's just that the one day I could spend at home relaxing, I'm stuck here with you. So what's the point in doing schoolwork today?
Principal Edwards: You know what? You're right.
Chris: I am?
Principal Edwards: Sure you are.
Chris: So what now?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ninja lessons?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?
Quote from Risky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?