Adult Chris: [v.o.] With too much snow to stay outside, I went back inside to find crouching tiger, hidden principal.
Chris: Principal Edwards?
Principal Edwards: I thought you left.
Chris: Yeah, but I came back.
Principal Edwards: Yah! Captain Obvious strikes again. Hoo-ah!
Chris: I'm sorry.
Principal Edwards: Are you really? You did what you wanted to do. [grunting] Just didn't work out the way you planned.
Chris: It's not like I didn't want to take my classes. I haven't missed a day of school all year. I work hard. It's just that the one day I could spend at home relaxing, I'm stuck here with you. So what's the point in doing schoolwork today?
Principal Edwards: You know what? You're right.
Chris: I am?
Principal Edwards: Sure you are.
Chris: So what now?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ninja lessons?