Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates a Liar
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead? Julius: You know how much a sponge costs? Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue. Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape. Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.