Joey Caruso Quote #2
Quote from Joey Caruso in Everybody Hates Food Stamps
Greg: I still wish Earth was further away from the sun.
Chris: You think we can win it?
Greg: Are you kidding me? If we can't beat a bug in Jell-O, I'll go to school in your neighborhood.
Chris: You're right. This looks great.
Joey Caruso: [grabs their project] Hey, Frank. I finished our science project.
Greg: Hey, you can't do that!
Joey Caruso: What are you gonna do about it?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] All the science in the world is no match for a guy who could smack the taste out of your mouth.
[later, Caruso is crowned winner:]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Caruso couldn't spell "solar system," but since he could kick both our asses, that meant the universe was his.
Joey Caruso: Yeah!
Greg: [to Chris] At least we beat the Jell-O bug.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Food Stamps’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Rochelle, money is money. Cash, food stamps-- what's the difference?
Rochelle: Because I don't want to have to curse nobody out.
Julius: What?!
Rochelle: Julius, when I pull out food stamps, people look at me like I ain't got no husband. They talk to me like I ain't got no sense. They treat me like I ain't got no class. And if somebody treats me like that, I'm gonna curse them out!
Quote from Julius
Julius: You are never going to believe what happened.
Rochelle: What?
Julius: Hah! Bah-yah! That's $200-worth of food stamps.
Rochelle: Where did you get food stamps from, Julius?
Julius: I found them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] From the time he was a kid to the time he was an adult, my father loved to find money.
[flashback:]
Young Julius: Mom! Mom! Mom! I found a quarter. I love you, quarter. I'm gonna keep you and name you Bernard.
[flashback to a hospital delivery room:]
Doctor: It's a boy!
Julius: I found a dollar!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's not even my mother.
Quote from Julius
Julius: $200 is $200. Either you're gonna shop with it, or I am. And you don't want me to go shopping.
[fantasy: Julius has a cart full of generic food when he passes by a sign for damaged food]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father figured out that the only food cheaper than generic food was damaged food.
Rochelle: Fine. Since we got the extra cash, can you give me $20, so I could get my hair done?
Julius: Can you do it yourself? [off Rochelle's look] Sure, baby, you go ahead. You look good. $200, man! Thank you, Lord.