Rochelle Quote #553
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Rochelle: [quietly] Sorry.
Peaches: What? What was that? What? I didn't hear that one.
Rochelle: [quietly] I'm sorry.
Peaches: No, you know what? You really, you're mumbling and you really need to turn the volume up like this... what, what?!
Rochelle: Okay, I said I was sorry.
Peaches: [loudly] Sorry! Sorry!
Rochelle: [loudly] Sorry!
Peaches: Thank you. Now, sit down.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Two weeks later, Malvo stole all the computers and used the money to have her tattoo removed.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.