Chris Quote #618
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya was breaking out, I was breaking in.
Greg: Oh, man, where's all the food?
Janitor: Mrs. Williams had me move it over to the cafeteria freezer.
Chris: Why didn't you tell us this before?
Janitor: Listen here, Mr. I'd-Rather-Not-Say, how do I know what you're looking for? Blame yourself.
Greg: Well, can you let us into the cafeteria kitchen?
Janitor: No, only the chef has those keys now.
Greg: [to Chris] I think you're going to need a Plan B.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As in "bail" money.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.