Chris Quote #532
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] To get that cold, hard cash, I needed someone to take the heat.
Jerome: So, all I got to do is go into the police station, give a description of the guy, they give me a thousand dollars, and I could keep half?
Chris: Right.
Jerome: No, thanks. I ain't trying to be no snitch.
Chris: Oh, no, no, no. See, you're not snitching, I'm snitching. You're just collecting the snitch money.
Jerome: Hmm. Okay, I'll do it, but don't tell nobody.
Chris: What you think I am, a snitch?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snitches’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The next day, I pulled a Robert Blake and tried to forget all about the shooting.
Drew: Make sure it's tight, Tonya.
Chris: Isn't this how Houdini died?
Tonya: No, Houdini died from secondary peritonitis due to a ruptured spleen from being punched in the stomach.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the next day, I was just glad everything was behind me.
Jerome: Yo, little dude from across the street. I heard they caught the shooter and you got paid. I did my part, so where's my $500?
Chris: My mom took it. You can ask her for it.
Jerome: Nah, nah, man. My deal was with you.
Chris: Well, I don't have it.
Jerome: Well, then looks like you're just gonna have to give me a dollar a day for the next... [long deliberation]
Chris: 500 days?
Jerome: I was gonna say 50. Well, that's what you get for snitching. Now, let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Rochelle
Chris: Ma, I can handle it.
Rochelle: Well, what if Drew gets a fever?
Chris: I'll call a doctor.
Rochelle: What if Tonya sets something on fire?
Chris: I'll call the Fire Department.
Rochelle: Somebody tries to break in?
Chris: I'll call the police.
Rochelle: What if you get attacked by ghosts?
Chris: I'll call Ghostbusters.