Drew Quote #97
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Earth Day
Julius: Are those my good potatoes?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not anymore!
Drew: Yeah, but I'll chop 'em up and make French fries after I turn my project in. Hey, check it out. I put a calendar on the front.
Tonya: I thought you were supposed to be making a car.
Rochelle: I thought you were supposed to be eating your dinner.
Drew: I was, but the potatoes were too weak to run it.
Julius: I wonder how many potatoes we need to get rid of the light bill.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Enough to make mashed potatoes for the next million years.
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‘Everybody Hates Earth Day’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I had my father on my side, my mother was going to get a teacher off of Tonya's back.
Rochelle: I don't see why I have to take a whole day off of work, to come down here for this nonsense.
Mrs. Wilson: I don't think it's nonsense. Tonya was exhibiting some aggressive behavior toward a classmate. I just wanted you to be aware of it.
Tonya: I was just trying to read, and she wouldn't be quiet.
Rochelle: Girl, you interrupt me again, I'm going to knock the sound out of your mouth.
Quote from Tonya
Julius: What happened?
Tonya: I was trying to study and this girl kept talking so I told her: [in Rochelle's voice]: "If you don't shut up, I'm going to slap the chatter out of you." And she left me alone.
Drew: Wow, you sound just like mom.
Rochelle: No, she doesn't.
Julius: She does. I mean, just a little.
Quote from Vanessa
Vanessa: I help the environment by wearing wigs. People put a whole lot of chemicals in their hair. Then they wash it out. It goes right into the river. People got to drink that water. When you done with a wig, just flush it down the toilet. If it ends up in your glass, well, at least you can see it.