Rochelle Quote #296
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Rochelle: Momma, what you doing in here?
Maxine: I thought you might need a hand with dinner.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandfather passed away, my grandmother had a lot of free time on her hands and she was giving it to my mother.
Maxine: Baby, that's not the way to do that.
Rochelle: But I do it this way all the time.
Maxine: Yeah, but the way you do it is wrong. Go ahead, sit down, I'll do it. Go ahead, I'll do it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing my mother hated worse than no help was help from my grandmother.
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Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?