Chris Quote #284
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Greg: Every kid in this school is swearing like a drunken sailor. It's out of control.
Chris: Well, I told them not to tell anybody.
Greg: You told everybody.
Chris: It's not like I said it in class or anything.
[After Mrs. Milone walks up behind Chris, Greg scampers away]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Didn't mean somebody else didn't.
Mrs. Milone: Young man, I want a word with you. In fact, I want seven words with you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Number one had hit the fan.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
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Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?