Chris Quote #230
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snow Day
Principal Edwards: I wanted this for my wife.
Chris: You're married?
Principal Edwards: I was. We split up a few years ago. She took the money and I kept the vase.
Chris: Figures.
Principal Edwards: This vase changed my life.
Chris: How's that?
Principal Edwards: It taught me one of life's great lessons. All that we have been or done is in the past. Live in the now. [groans as Chris almost knocks over the vase]
Chris: What? [knocks over the vase]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder what Eastern philosophy has to say about crazy glue.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?
Quote from Risky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?