Principal Edwards: I wanted this for my wife.
Chris: You're married?
Principal Edwards: I was. We split up a few years ago. She took the money and I kept the vase.
Chris: Figures.
Principal Edwards: This vase changed my life.
Chris: How's that?
Principal Edwards: It taught me one of life's great lessons. All that we have been or done is in the past. Live in the now. [groans as Chris almost knocks over the vase]
Chris: What? [knocks over the vase]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder what Eastern philosophy has to say about crazy glue.