Chris Quote #225

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snow Day

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though Principal Edwards had traveled the world, he couldn't get me back to Brooklyn.
Principal Edwards: I'm sorry, Chris, I can't let you go.
Chris: Why not?
Principal Edwards: Our phones are out. You're not allowed to leave school without the consent of a parent or guardian.
Chris: So you're saying the only reason why I can't leave is 'cause I'm here?
Principal Edwards: That, my friend, is a paradox. [hits gong]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds more like C-block.
Principal Edwards: Why would your mother allow you to go out in weather like this?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She's crazy.
Chris: She doesn't like us to miss school.
Principal Edwards: Let's not disappoint her.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.

Quote from Mr. Omar

Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?

Quote from Risky

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?