Adult Chris Quote #159
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates a Liar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] So I figured the smartest thing to do was to just leave Tasha alone.
Tasha: Chris, come quick. I need you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] So much for that plan.
Louise Clarkson: Do you see it?! Chris, do you see it?!
Chris: Oh, yeah, I see it. But what do you want me to do with it?
Tasha: [screams; then Chris screams] Get it out! Get it out of my closet!
Chris: Okay, stop screaming please.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She's screaming like the mouse had a gun.
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Quote from Julius
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about you in her house with Tasha, and it's all over the neighborhood? I do not appreciate the whole neighborhood knowing something about my child, and I'm the last to find out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated being the last to find out about anything.
[flashback to Rochelle entering the living room:]
All: Surprise! [party horns]
Rochelle: Why am I the last to know?
[flashback to Rochelle and Julius in a doctor's office:]
Doctor: Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Julius: That's great!
Rochelle: Pregnant?! Well, why am I the last to know? [turns around to reveal a baby bump]