Chris Quote #43
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Halloween
Jerome: Why don't you go ask her to dance?
Chris: I ain't never asked a girl to dance before.
Jerome: The worst thing she could say is no.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Jerome was right. At that moment I realized a woman needs a man to take control of a situation. And that's what I intended to do.
Chris: Hey, Keisha, you want to dance?
Keisha: Hell, no! Are you crazy?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Actually, all she said was no. But when you're 13, no sounds a lot like this...
Keisha: Why are you dressed in that stupid costume? What are you supposed to be anyways? Why are you here? Didn't nobody invite you. I invited Drew. Get out of my face.
Girl: Dang, Keisha.
Chris: All you had to say was no.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father hated buying Halloween candy. He didn't like spending money on stuff we kept, so buying stuff that we gave away almost drove him crazy.
Rochelle: Hey, baby.
Julius: What's up babe?
Rochelle: Nickers? What's a Nickers?
Julius: It's the same as a Snickers bar. But it's a lot cheaper. I go to this place, they got everything. Nickers, Two Musketeers, M&N's.
Rochelle: Julius, Gravy Way?
Julius: It's the same as a Milky Way. But it tastes like gravy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Okay, you guys, have fun and be careful. And, baby, make sure you take off the Darth Vader mask so you can breathe. Oh, and, Chris, I'll have your costume ready when you get home.
Chris: Thanks, Mom.
Rochelle: Oh, and y'all don't eat any candy until you get home either.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother would never let us eat the candy before we got home.
[flashback:]
Rochelle: Don't eat the candy before I look at it! There could be poison or anything in there. One boy ate an apple with a razor blade in it, and it cut his head off.
Quote from Greg
Greg: How old is she?
Chris: Lisa? Fifteen.
Greg: Dude, you are so in there!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Anytime I did anything involving a girl, Greg thought I was "in there."
[flashback to Chris and Greg in class:]
Girl: Chris, can I borrow a pencil?
Greg: Dude, you are so in there.
[flashback to Chris and Greg in the school hallway:]
Teacher: Hello, Chris.
Greg: Dude, you are so in there.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Had I known what I know now about teachers, I'd say that was the one time he was probably right.