Drew Quote #3
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Keisha
Drew: I'm sorry about that girl, Teisha.
Chris: Keisha. Her name's Keisha.
Drew: Yeah, Keisha. I didn't know you liked her like that.
Chris: It's nothing. Just forget about it.
Drew: I know how you feel. I remember this one time when I was six, man, this girl broke my heart, wouldn't give me the time of day.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Can you believe this? I'm being given advice about women by my little brother.
Drew: Don't worry. You'll be all right. Oh. If you want, I could hook you up with Shanice.
Chris: Shanice? She's 16.
Drew: She'll make all about Kiki.
Chris: Keisha. Her name's Keisha.
Drew: Right. Keisha.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I always regretted that I never tried Shanice.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Keisha’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Tonya: Ooh, I'm telling.
Drew: Shut up, Tonya.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Usually, when Tonya said she was telling, that meant I was getting in trouble. But I didn't care. All I wanted to do was slap the black off of Drew.
[fantasy: Drew's face has a patchy complexion as he is carried into an ambulance on a stretcher:]
Detective: What happened?
Police Officer: Looks like the older brother came home, found the little brother kissing his woman and slapped the black off him.
Detective: [holding an evidence back] Is this the black?
Police Officer: All we could find.
Detective: So much for brotherly love.
Quote from Rochelle
Sheila: Rochelle, I love your place. How you keep it so clean with three kids?
Rochelle: Oh, no, my children know how to act. They know, once they walk through that front door, I don't tolerate no foolishness.
Sheila: Uh-uh.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Sheila, Keisha's mother. My mother didn't make a lot of friends, because she's, what I like to call, a ghetto snob.
[flashback:]
Rochelle: Look at that woman out here with rollers in her hair.
Tonya: Mama, you have rollers on.
Rochelle: Yeah, but I'm wearing a scarf. No class.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Sit down, Julius. I know you're not blind, Julius. She's pretty. And if you think I look like her, then I'm okay with that.
Julius: Really?
Rochelle: No! If that happens again, somebody getting stabbed!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's my mother's version of being understanding.