Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Keisha
Tonya: Ooh, I'm telling. Drew: Shut up, Tonya. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Usually, when Tonya said she was telling, that meant I was getting in trouble. But I didn't care. All I wanted to do was slap the black off of Drew. [fantasy: Drew's face has a patchy complexion as he is carried into an ambulance on a stretcher:] Detective: What happened? Police Officer: Looks like the older brother came home, found the little brother kissing his woman and slapped the black off him. Detective: [holding an evidence back] Is this the black? Police Officer: All we could find. Detective: So much for brotherly love.