Rochelle Quote #551
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Peaches: Hmm-hmm. So let me get this straight. You didn't want to learn the computer from me, but then I catch you trying to learn it from somebody else.
Rochelle: Peaches, you're the one teaching me.
Peaches: You didn't know it was going to be me. How could you do this, Rochelle? I am your friend.
Rochelle: I didn't want you to think that I wasn't smart enough to learn it.
Peaches: Why come? 'Cause I learned it in a prison?
Rochelle: No.
Peaches: Yes! Tell the truth. Tell the truth and set your mind free.
Rochelle: Okay, I was jealous.
Peaches: Jealous of who?
Rochelle: You.
Peaches: Me?
Rochelle: Yeah.
Peaches: Why?
Rochelle: Because I didn't want people to think that you were better than me.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.