Tonya Quote #128
Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Rochelle: What were you doing over there anyway?
Tonya: Andrea is having a listening party for the new Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam album. And I wanted the album so I would know the songs. But it's not out yet.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She was such a big fan of Lisa Lisa, for a while we had to call her Tonya Tonya.
Rochelle: Party? When?
Tonya: Wednesday after school. Can I go?
Julius: No.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father hardly ever said no to Tonya, so we were more shocked than she was.
Tonya: What?
Julius: What?
Rochelle: Tonya, change your tone.
Tonya: How come I can't go? It's just Andrea's.
Julius: I can't sleep if I know you're not home. I said no. That's it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "We'll see about that."
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.