Chris Quote #617

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna

Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my mother was getting the lowdown from Vanessa, I was trying not to get the whole faculty high.
Janitor: Hey, I know you. You're that Black kid.
Greg: How'd you like to make a five spot?
Janitor: I'd like that.
Chris: I need to get into the Home Ec room. I left something in there.
Janitor: Sure. What'd you leave?
Chris: I'd rather not say.
Greg: Let's just say we left five bucks in there.
Janitor: Oh. [chuckles] Five bucks. That's good. That's very clever.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes

Quote from Ms. Morello

Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.

Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.

Quote from Ms. Morello

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.