Vanessa Quote #33
Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Rochelle: Do you have a problem with me?
Vanessa: What? No. Why would you ask me that?
Rochelle: Because you keep embarrassing me in front of people. And Peaches is in there acting like she's Albert Einstein with my kids. Now, if you want to replace me, then just say so.
Vanessa: Rochelle, you're being ridiculous.
Rochelle: How would you feel if I bought a computer here that knew how to do hair and she knew how to work it and you didn't?
Vanessa: Rochelle, you sound like a crazy woman. Now, if you don't want her helping with the computer, fine. But you better learn it fast, 'cause the person that manages this store is going to be working on that computer.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.