Chris Quote #601
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates PSATs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After decapitating the Academic Scholastathon, I was never so happy to be sad.
Rochelle: You okay, baby?
Chris: Mom, I know how much you wanted us to be in Hansel and Gretel. So, I'm sorry I messed up.
Rochelle: Baby, if they think this family's not good enough to join their stupid club, then forget them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Bet they'd beg me to join now!
Chris: I'm proud of you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I lied and cheated?
Chris: Thanks, Mom.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Having my mother believe in me when I was wrong was one of the reasons that I always wanted to do right.
Rochelle: Hey, did you ever get those PSAT scores back?
Chris: Oh, um, I'll get them to you tomorrow.
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Quote from Julius
Man: So we all bought houses on the Vineyard. Ah, let me tell you, weekends at the Inkwell in the summer are amazing.
Julius: Oh, really? So you bought another house, in another state, so you can get in the car with your wife and kids and drive eight hours so you can hang out with the same people you hang out with during the week? That is amazing.
Quote from Julius
Julius: Did you see this?
Rochelle: "Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Julius: No, it's legit. I called. They said I just have to come down and pick it up.
Rochelle: What, did you buy a raffle ticket or something?
Julius: Not that I can remember. But I enter every contest I see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He once entered a contest to win a free contest.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful Black families. You know, the upper crust of the Black community.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were just the crust.
Julius: How are we supposed to get in?
Rochelle: Well, we're successful in our own way. I mean each of us has something that we can be proud of.
Tonya: I'm not pregnant.
Drew: I'm not on drugs.
Chris: I'm not in a gang.
Julius: I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle: See, baby, we're almost perfect.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're damn near White.