Rochelle Quote #526
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Bouncer: Why don't you wait here while things clear out a little bit?
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, you don't understand, I-I'm with her.
Bouncer: Kiki, you didn't tell me you were bringing your mother. How you doing, mama? Come on in.
Rochelle: I am not her mother.
Kiki: N-No, that's my friend Rochelle.
Bouncer: Oh, hey, I thought it was your mother. Why don't you chill out here for a minute and wait here while things, uh, thin out?
Rochelle: Kiki! Kiki! You just gonna leave me out here?
Kill Moves: I'll see you inside. It won't be too long.
Bouncer: Moves. How you doing, Moves?
Kill Moves: My man.
Bouncer: Good to see you, brother.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It was ladies' night, not old ladies' night.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.