Chris Quote #534
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Down at the police station, I needed to get Jerome out without getting myself thrown in.
Police Officer: What can I do for you, son?
Chris: I got a question. How can I get someone out of jail who shouldn't be in jail?
Police Officer: Two ways. You got to post bail or they got to be innocent.
Chris: Well, what if they're in jail for giving information that was wrong.
Police Officer: Well, bring us the person with the information that's right.
Chris: You mean a snitch?
Police Officer: I like to call them "the law's little helpers." Is there something you want to tell me?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had run out of options. The only way to get Jerome out of that dirty jail was to come clean.
Chris: Okay.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snitches’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The next day, I pulled a Robert Blake and tried to forget all about the shooting.
Drew: Make sure it's tight, Tonya.
Chris: Isn't this how Houdini died?
Tonya: No, Houdini died from secondary peritonitis due to a ruptured spleen from being punched in the stomach.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the next day, I was just glad everything was behind me.
Jerome: Yo, little dude from across the street. I heard they caught the shooter and you got paid. I did my part, so where's my $500?
Chris: My mom took it. You can ask her for it.
Jerome: Nah, nah, man. My deal was with you.
Chris: Well, I don't have it.
Jerome: Well, then looks like you're just gonna have to give me a dollar a day for the next... [long deliberation]
Chris: 500 days?
Jerome: I was gonna say 50. Well, that's what you get for snitching. Now, let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Rochelle
Chris: Ma, I can handle it.
Rochelle: Well, what if Drew gets a fever?
Chris: I'll call a doctor.
Rochelle: What if Tonya sets something on fire?
Chris: I'll call the Fire Department.
Rochelle: Somebody tries to break in?
Chris: I'll call the police.
Rochelle: What if you get attacked by ghosts?
Chris: I'll call Ghostbusters.