Chris Quote #494
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Homecoming
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya had an unwanted visitor at home, I had an unwanted visitor at homecoming.
Chris: Mom, what are you doing here?
Rochelle: Greg's aunt called. He never came home last night. Do you have any idea of where he might be?
Chris: I don't know.
Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You realize that if you don't take me to the dance, you'll never have a chance of going out with me again.
Chris: I know.
Rochelle: You know or you don't know? Huh?
Greg: [imaginary] Chris, if you don't come find me right away, you know this can end badly for me.
Chris: I know.
Rochelle: Well, then come on.
Chris: What?
Rochelle: Let's go get Greg. You say you know where he is, right?
Chris: Yeah.
Greg: [imaginary] You better hurry, man.
Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] Why don't you leave him alone? You know he wants to go to the dance with me.
Chris: I really do.
Rochelle: Well, then come on.
Greg: [imaginary] He doesn't care about you. He just met you. He's known me for years.
Chris: I can't leave Greg hanging.
Greg: [imaginary] Ha.
Rochelle: Let's go, boy.
Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You're standing me up?
Chris: I have to.
Rochelle: What?
Greg: [imaginary] I'm on the edge, man.
Chris: Stop yelling at me.
Rochelle: Look, I don't care who's missing. You holler at me like that one more time, you gonna come up missing.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You should be.
Rochelle: You better be. Now come on.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Man, that scene put the "azy" in crazy.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Homecoming’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Chris: Greg, get up. I mean, I know getting kicked out of the Bronx Academy sucked, but things can work out.
Greg: Yeah, it's easy for you to say. You're not the one with the miserable life.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What show have you been on for the last three years?
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris I'd like you to meet Jenise.
Jenise Huckstable: Hi. I just transferred in.
Ms. Morello: Jenise doesn't have a date for the dance, and since all the other Black men are taken...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] By White women.
Ms. Morello: I thought you two might go together. Well, anyway, I'll let Chris lay his rap on you. Peace. I'm Audi 5000.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Greg, I'm getting tired of your complaining. I've been getting knocked down for years and you don't see me whining. I just get up and dust myself off.
Greg: Of course you do, you're Black. You overcame slavery, lynchings and racism. You know how to deal with suffering. I'm a White guy, I'm supposed to have it easy.
Chris: Greg, right now, I'm standing up the most perfect girl in the world. Her family is amazing. They clapped when I entered. They laughed at everything I said. They gave me sweet potato pops. They even gave me this sweater. This sweater cost more than our car. Her parents are a lawyer and a doctor. Last time I saw a lawyer and a doctor together was when my uncle went to the hospital for a routine checkup and came out dead. So if you don't get your harmonica-playing, hole-in-the-sock-wearing, woe-is-me, I-should-have- everything-easy behind up, I'm gonna smack the cracker out of you.
Greg: Oh, man, the dance. You missed your date with Jenise to come and find me?
Chris: Don't sweat it. You would have done the same thing for me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When the situation came up years later, he didn't.