Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Homecoming
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Tonya had an unwanted visitor at home, I had an unwanted visitor at homecoming. Chris: Mom, what are you doing here? Rochelle: Greg's aunt called. He never came home last night. Do you have any idea of where he might be? Chris: I don't know. Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You realize that if you don't take me to the dance, you'll never have a chance of going out with me again. Chris: I know. Rochelle: You know or you don't know? Huh? Greg: [imaginary] Chris, if you don't come find me right away, you know this can end badly for me. Chris: I know. Rochelle: Well, then come on. Chris: What? Rochelle: Let's go get Greg. You say you know where he is, right? Chris: Yeah. Greg: [imaginary] You better hurry, man. Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] Why don't you leave him alone? You know he wants to go to the dance with me. Chris: I really do. Rochelle: Well, then come on. Greg: [imaginary] He doesn't care about you. He just met you. He's known me for years. Chris: I can't leave Greg hanging. Greg: [imaginary] Ha. Rochelle: Let's go, boy. Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You're standing me up? Chris: I have to. Rochelle: What? Greg: [imaginary] I'm on the edge, man. Chris: Stop yelling at me. Rochelle: Look, I don't care who's missing. You holler at me like that one more time, you gonna come up missing. Chris: I'm sorry. Jenise Huckstable: [imaginary] You should be. Rochelle: You better be. Now come on. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Man, that scene put the "azy" in crazy.