Drew Quote #100
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Cute Girl: I hate these things.
Drew: Yeah, I never want to see it again.
Cute Girl: Me neither.
Drew: So what kind of games do you like to play?
Cute Girl: I love Monopoly.
Drew: Really? Me, too.
Cute Girl: Maybe we can get together and play sometime.
Drew: Great. Can I have your number?
Cute Girl: I already wrote it down.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even when Drew failed, he succeeded. Guys who do the Rubik's Cube end up with other guys who do the Rubik's Cube. Drew ended up with a girl.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!