Julius Quote #321
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Julius: Do you know how embarrassed I was when you walked in there in that outfit?
Rochelle: I don't see why. That was a perfectly good pair of hot-pink fishnet stockings. I don't see any sane reason not to wear them.
Julius: Okay, you win. I'll get rid of the coat.
Rochelle: You sure? Now, I don't want to twist your arm. That's a good coat.
Julius: Baby, you look like you're about to ease on down the road. Yeah, I'm sure.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When all else fails, quit.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!