Rochelle Quote #362

Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Houseguests

Rochelle: Oh, Chris, your dad wanted to remind you to take the garbage out.
Chris: Already did.
Rochelle: What's wrong, baby?
Chris: Well, Ma, it's just that...
Rochelle: No, not you, baby. I was talking to Greg. What's wrong?
Greg: [sighs] I had to get up so early, and it took so long to get to school, I feel a little rundown.
Rochelle: Oh, well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Greg. You want Chris to run you a hot bath?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A hot bath? She wouldn't let me use hot water to make hot water.
Chris: I am not running him a bath.
Rochelle: Chris, be nice, okay? Greg has had a long day.
Greg: Um, that's okay. It's about time for bed.
Rochelle: Okay. Well, good night, boys.

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Quote from Chris

Chris: Well, nobody wakes me up. Nobody puts chocolate on my pillow. If I took a half-hour shower singing "That's What Friends Are For," and you had to pee, you would smack the crack out of my behind.
Rochelle: Okay, watch yourself, boy.

Quote from Ms. Morello

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, Greg was catching up on more than his studies.
Ms. Morello: What year did the American Revolution begin? Greg. Greg?!
Greg: [wakes up] 1942.
Ms. Morello: Greg, what's wrong with you? You're usually so alert.
Chris: It's because he's staying at my house for the week.
Ms. Morello: Oh, my God, he's drunk?! Did he have a 40 for breakfast?
Greg: I'm not drunk. I'm just not used to getting up so early.
Ms. Morello: Don't be ashamed. Chris's people have a history of being up when the rooster crows to go to work in the fields. Who could expect you to keep up? Go back to sleep.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She was Don Imus in a dress.

Quote from Julius

Rochelle: Julius, do you want me to make you an extra plate for work?
Julius: Oh, that'd be great, baby. Thank you.
Greg: Work? It's nighttime.
Tonya: He works at night.
Drew: And days.
Chris: My dad has two jobs.
Julius: Make that three. I just picked up a side job driving a cab.
Rochelle: A cab? When do you have time to drive a cab?
Julius: I'm just trying it for the weekend. I'll see how it goes.
Greg: Wow. When do you sleep? [all laugh]
Julius: Hey, that's a good one. Sleep.