Rochelle Quote #329

Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Caruso

Julius: How did you know I was going to be here?
Rochelle: Who do you think called for you to pick up the package?
Julius: Look, I'm just trying to make some extra money so we can get ahead, baby.
Rochelle: Baby, how are you gonna get ahead if your behind is laying in a coffin? Julius, I need for you to relax, so I can relax. You understand?
Julius: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was that important to you.
Rochelle: [sighs heavily] Go home. And if you're not asleep by the time I get home, I'm gonna knock you out. [Julius chuckles] No, don't kiss me, I'm in my place of business.
Julius: Well, at least let me get the package.
Rochelle: There is no package. Go to sleep. And I'm keeping the ten dollars.


 ‘Everybody Hates Caruso’ Quotes

Quote from Chris

Bernard Yao: I'm failing math. I got work to do. I don't have time for this.
Chris: Wait, you're not good at math?
Bernard Yao: What, just because I'm Asian, I have to be good in math? You're Black, can you moonwalk?
Chris: I didn't mean it like that. And, no, I can't moonwalk.
Bernard Yao: So, I can't use chopsticks.
Chris: I don't like watermelon.
Bernard Yao: I can't make a swan out of paper.
Chris: I don't have sickle cell anemia.
Bernard Yao: I don't own a dry cleaners.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I bet you like rice.

Quote from Julius

Rochelle: Baby, get some rest. Pay attention to your health for a change.
Julius: There's nothing wrong with my health.
Rochelle: You got the gout, high blood pressure, arthritis, a bad back, the sniffles, an ingrown toenail, seborrhea, psoriasis, a strained ligament, dyspepsia and gastric reflux.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was making a lot of sense. Unfortunately, all my father heard was...
Rochelle: You got the light bill, the gas bill, the phone bill, the heat bill, the water bill, car note, taxes, insurance, food, rent, clothes, heating, cooling, washing, drying...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother thought it was work that gave my father stress. But she was wrong. It was debt.

Quote from Julius

Drew: Man, I wish I could take a week off. I need a vacation.
Julius: What for? You're a kid. Your whole life's a vacation. This is a waste of time. I should be working.
Rochelle: You got five paid vacation days. Paid, Julius.
Julius: Yeah, but they're paying me for a 40-hour week. I average close to 70. If you think about it, I'm actually losing money.
Rochelle: Then don't think about it.