Chris Quote #292

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Math

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated to ask my grandmother for help. So I knew I had a choice: learn or die.
Rochelle: Okay, 10N equals 40.
Chris: N equals four.
Rochelle: Good.
Maxine: Nine plus 9X equals nine.
Chris: X equals zero.
Rochelle: Okay. 144 equals minus 12 times X plus five.
Chris: Minus 17.
Rochelle: Oh! Good job, baby.
Maxine: 3N minus five equals negative-eight times six plus 5N.
Chris: N equals negative one.
Maxine: Ooh! Look like somebody gonna get some pizza!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If all studying were rewarded with pizza, then Charles Barkley would've won a Nobel Prize.

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Quote from Greg

Greg: You've got to come through for us, dude. Remember last year how we could smell the pizza coming down the hall and then passing us by and leaving us like the last helicopter out of Saigon?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg had watched First Blood on TV the night before.
Greg: I don't want to go through that again.

Quote from Jerome

Chris: You think I could get an algebra tutor?
Rochelle: An algebra tutor? In Bed-Stuy?
[fantasy: Jerome is holding a whiteboard on the street:]
Jerome: Now, there are six units and 12 tenants in this building. If "X" equals the number of units with televisions, and "Y" equals the people who are at work right now, how many TVs can we steal, hmm?

Quote from Ms. Morello

Ms. Morello: Now, Chris, my request for the school to provide you with an alternate victory meal of ribs and pigs' knuckles was denied, but I know as well as you do that you loves you some pizza, right?
Chris: Uh... right.
Ms. Morello: Well, I'd like our class win, but If you don't get your average up, that's not going to happen.
Chris: But I'm trying. I just don't get algebra. Maybe you could tutor me after school.
Ms. Morello: I'm sorry, Chris. I don't have time. Have you called the United Negro College Fund? Maybe they can help.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] History would later prove her wrong.
Ms. Morello: All I'm trying to say is: if you don't get algebra, we don't get pizza.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I'm gonna get sliced.