Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Math
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated to ask my grandmother for help. So I knew I had a choice: learn or die. Rochelle: Okay, 10N equals 40. Chris: N equals four. Rochelle: Good. Maxine: Nine plus 9X equals nine. Chris: X equals zero. Rochelle: Okay. 144 equals minus 12 times X plus five. Chris: Minus 17. Rochelle: Oh! Good job, baby. Maxine: 3N minus five equals negative-eight times six plus 5N. Chris: N equals negative one. Maxine: Ooh! Look like somebody gonna get some pizza! Adult Chris: [v.o.] If all studying were rewarded with pizza, then Charles Barkley would've won a Nobel Prize.