Doc Quote #25
Quote from Doc in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Doc: You know, I used to write jokes for some comedians back when.
Chris: You did?
Doc: Mm-hmm. I got a joke or two on most of these albums here.
Chris: Really? Well, can I listen to them?
Doc: Sure. But some of this material is a little blue.
Chris: Blue?
Doc: Yeah, filthy. So if you hear something you ain't supposed to hear, turn it off.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't be so strict, old man.
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Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
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