Chris Quote #282
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Doc: Where you been?
Chris: I'm sorry I'm late. I was in detention.
Doc: Detention? For what?
Chris: I was telling Redd Foxx jokes in class.
Doc: Redd Foxx? As dirty as he is, I know your mother didn't let you listen to that.
Chris: Nope. I snuck and listened to it while they were asleep.
Doc: Oh, you got a little sneak in you, huh?
Chris: Yeah, I guess.
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Chris: I can't say them.
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