Rochelle Quote #301
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Mr. Omar: Yeah, so how did the fellas work out?
Rochelle: They didn't. Who's this?
Lester: I'm Lester. You know, you're much younger than I thought you would be.
Rochelle: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, lowdown. You're not coming to meet me. You're coming to meet my mother.
Lester: [gravelly] Well, if she looks anything like you, this could work out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Calm down, Billy Dee, she don't want your Colt 45.
Rochelle: Well, if you talk to her like you talking to me... [gravelly] it just might.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?