Rochelle Quote #300
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was looking for a man to get back her sanity.
[montage:]
Applicant #1: I have a question for you.
Rochelle: Of course.
Applicant #1: Does your mom have a cellar, a large freezer and a pension?
Rochelle: Have you ever dated a Black woman before?
Applicant #2: Oh, yeah. There's nothing I love better than a bad mamajama.
Rochelle: I hope you're talking about the song.
Rochelle: Did Mr. Omar send you?
Kill Moves: No, your window was open.
Applicant #3: Can you hold this gun?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?