Tonya Quote #61
Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Some guys want their sisters to hook 'em up. Not Drew.
Tonya: Chantal called you.
Drew: What? How'd she get our number?
Tonya: I gave it to her.
Drew: What'd you do that for?
Tonya: Because she likes you.
Drew: So? I don't like her.
Tonya: So?
Drew: What do you mean "so"?
Tonya: I mean "so." Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she don't like you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew hadn't learned that women spoke a different language... Crazy.
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Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
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