Chris Quote #262
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates DJs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back before people got ripped off by strangers on eBay, you got ripped off face-to-face at the pawn shop.
Abe Himmelfarb: You are lucky. These are the last two in the city. They just came in.
Chris: All right, well, how much?
Abe Himmelfarb: Uh, $200 for the pair.
Chris: $200? I won't have enough for albums.
Abe Himmelfarb: Well, you could buy $200 worth of records and then spin them on your fingers.
Chris: All right. Wait a minute. This one's missing a stylus.
Abe Himmelfarb: Oh, I didn't see that. Okay, I'll knock off 20 bucks. And I'll throw in The Art of the DJ.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The first and last issue.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates DJs’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was pursuing Hip Hop, my dad was trying to avoid things that went hippity-hop.
Drew: Hey, Dad, do you think you could take me to the magic show this week?
Julius: I got a magic show for you. I work two jobs seven days a week, and every day my money disappears. How's that for magic?
Quote from Greg
Greg: Hey, Chris, where are you going in such a hurry?
Chris: Oh, I need to go buy turntables. I got a job offer DJing a party.
Greg: DJ? You mean like Wolfman Jack?
Chris: No, like Grandmaster Flash.
Greg: Grandmaster Flash. Isn't he in the Justice League?
Chris: No, the Furious Five.
Greg: Those look expensive.
Chris: Well, they're professional.
Greg: Yeah, but you're not.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg's future career as a motivational speaker didn't go very well.
Quote from Jerome
Jerome: Hold on, hold on. Y'all don't have to leave. I know somebody here knows how to DJ.
Chris: I know how to DJ.
Jerome: Little dude from across the street. You're telling me you know how to rock the wheels of steel?
Woman: Well, go ahead, then. Turn the party out.
Jerome: Hold on, everybody, hold on. Let me hold a dollar.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's charging me to help him?
Jerome: If you're telling the truth, I'll give it back.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Thanks.